• me as an 80 year old: gather round, children. i want to show you something from when i was your age. a classic
  • great grandchildren: [gathers around at my feet, looking up adoringly]
  • me: where was it.. [pulls out cd, puts it into space computer]
  • [STARSTRUKK by 3OH!3 starts playing]
  • grandchildren: [confused] gma what is this
  • me: [closes eyes and smiles before sighing] they don't make em like they used to, i tell you what

bandaboveall:

Don’t do drugs, kids. Do band. It’s just as addictive and fun to do with friends. It will still ruin your life, but in the best ways possible.

dogsandpupsdaily:

- Boykin Spaniel. Want more? Follow:http://dogsandpupsdaily.tumblr.com/
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her-prince-charming0502:

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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Lol

defectivemachines:

*AGGRESSIVELY PUTS ON EYELINER*

SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD

*PUTS ON ALL BLACK*

SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD

*BUSTS DOWN DOOR*

BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME

*PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE*

REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES 

tbhimhungry:

Oh my… God
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